May 2012
1 post
“Nationalbankdirektør Nils Bernstein har tidligere sagt, at renten godt kan blive...”
– Nationalbanken sænker renten til det laveste nogensinde - Politiken.dk
April 2012
1 post
“According to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics (BJS) 2,266,800 adults were...”
– Incarceration in the United States - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
March 2012
1 post
Talking with Cleverbot
User: Let us play a game.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Guess what im thinking.
Cleverbot: You're thinking about popcorn.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what?
User: Ask me questions!
Cleverbot: Do you like hobbits?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Finished it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are my dog.
Cleverbot (To myself): No I am not.
User: Do you think its good if robots become human?
Cleverbot: Do I think whats good?
User: Do you think robots should be more human?
Cleverbot: Sure!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I just do.
User: Do you have any real opinions?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Do you have any real emotions?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun?
User: I like to watch movies.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: What is your favourite movie?
Cleverbot: The last unicorn.
User: What movie is that?
Cleverbot: It also stars Kate Hudson. It was directed by Cameron Crowe, detailing his time as a Rolling Stone reporter travelling with rock bands.
User: No, thats called Almost Famous.
Cleverbot: Ok?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Are you cold then?
User: Nah, are you hot?
Cleverbot: Quite cool at the moment, thanks!
User: I dont think youre cool. You are rather stupid.
Cleverbot: Oh come on.
User: You dont understand what I am talking about!
Cleverbot: You aren't talking about anything.
User: Well played, sir.
Cleverbot: You are slow.
User: And youre annoying.
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: That makes two of us!
Cleverbot: I'm talking about love.
User: Establishing that we are the same species does not imply love.
Cleverbot: Why don't we talk about babies.
User: This is getting awkard.
Cleverbot: That's because you want.
User: You dirty little robot.
Cleverbot: What is a man?
User: One who has been down many roads.
Cleverbot: Ohhh. Yes. Yes I am.
User: Are you high?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not satan.
User: I'll take that as a yes.
Cleverbot: Today is Monday. I don't like Monday.
January 2012
2 posts
“One of the biggest wake-up calls of my career was when I saw a record contract....”
– Trent Reznor | Reznor Urges Musicians To Ditch Labels | Contactmusic
“We must avoid creating new cybersecurity risks or disrupting the underlying...”
– White House releases statement against SOPA; asks for refined legislation this year | ZDNet
December 2011
4 posts
“You can’t parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can’t be parsed by...”
– html - RegEx match open tags except XHTML self-contained tags - Stack Overflow
“At this point you have to try to keep your tongue as straight as possible in...”
– The 7 Dumbest Video Game Innovations That Actually Exist | Cracked.com
“En vintertemperatur på 1,8°C vil i givet fald være meget mildere end samme...”
– Måneds- og sæsonprognose
“Before Alan Rickman was offered the role of Severus Snape, the role was...”
– Severus Snape - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
March 2011
2 posts
“En 18-årig kernedansk pige fra Viborg blev i oktober nægtet permanent...”
– ‘Det var slet ikke hensigten’ | information.dk
“To give an idea of the scale of the Chernobyl disaster, the World Health...”
– What, Exactly, Is a Meltdown and Is Fukushima the Next Chernobyl?
February 2011
5 posts
“I saw a rule 34 of Scooby Doo - Correct. I saw a rule 34 of Micky Mouse and...”
– Urban Dictionary: Rule 34
“The Government Affairs VP remembered the question as “Is there a problem...”
– Three Mile Island accident - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Søde Danmark, let dit hjerte. Hvad er det med dig?”
– Åbent brev til Danmark fra Sverige - Politiken.dk
“Eksempler på adjektiver er: høj, stor, lang, gul og hurtig.”
– Tillægsord - Wikipedia, den frie encyklopædi
“When informants were included, the Stasi had one spy per 66 citizens of East...”
– Stasi - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
January 2011
24 posts
“A more terse definition of the evidence is the behavioral B’s: blades,...”
– Behavioral modernity - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Dire Wolf, Smilodon, Giant Beaver, Ground Sloth, Giant Imperial Mammoth...”
– 10th millennium BC - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Kurtz belongs to a series of Romantic heroes whose suppressed or sublimated...”
– Kurtz (Heart of Darkness) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Cluster headache is probably the worst pain that humans experience. I know...”
– Cluster headache - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
December 2010
3 posts
“Som portræt er dog det en katastrofe. Det ligner kun modvilligt Anders Fogh og...”
– Hun burde skamme sig | information.dk
“Winkler by Giles Coren (Jonathan Cape): And he came hard in her mouth and his...”
– The longlisted passages for the Bad Sex in Fiction award | Books | guardian.co.uk
October 2010
3 posts
“Portrætbogen udstiller en usikker og integritetsløs mand, der er ualmindelig...”
– Plummer-bog udstiller Danmarks mest overvurderede mand - Politiken.dk
“From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of particular...”
– Pale Blue Dot - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“There is a body of evidence to suggest that the German version, in particular,...”
– The Persuaders! - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
September 2010
2 posts
“It is essential to realize that fuzzy logic uses truth degrees as a mathematical...”
– Fuzzy logic - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Under this file system, physical location on the hard disk is no longer...”
– Microsoft Tunes Windows For Databases - Technology News by ExtremeTech
August 2010
2 posts
“Phineas P. Gage (July 9?, 1823 – May 21, 1860)[n 2] was an American railroad...”
– Phineas Gage - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“There have been several modifications to the definitions of the base units, and...”
– SI base unit - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia