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Jan
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One of the biggest wake-up calls of my career was when I saw a record contract. I said, ‘Wait - you sell it for $18.98 and I make 80 cents? And I have to pay you back the money you lent me to make it and then you own it? […]
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We must avoid creating new cybersecurity risks or disrupting the underlying architecture of the Internet.
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Dec
9th
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You can’t parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can’t be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The

cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the n​erves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg​ex parsers for HTML will ins​tantly transport a programmer’s consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy regex-infection wil​l devour your HT​ML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fi​ght he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵i​s un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo​͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liq​uid pain, the song of re̸gular exp​ression parsing will exti​nguish the voices of mor​tal man from the sp​here I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful t​he final snuffing of the lie​s of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T ALL I​S LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he comes the ich​or permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼O​O NΘ stop the an​*̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e n​ot rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ
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At this point you have to try to keep your tongue as straight as possible in order to maintain the direction of the ball, while at the same time wiggling it as fast as you can to increase the ball’s speed. This goes on for the most horrible 20 seconds of your life. It’s like this was designed by someone who has only ever been kissed by overbearing psychopaths.
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Dec
6th
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En vintertemperatur på 1,8°C vil i givet fald være meget mildere end samme periode i 2010/2011 (minus 1,3°C) og 2009/2010 (minus 1,5°C). 1,8°C svarer til gengæld stort set til kalendervinteren 2008/2009, som endte på 1,5°C. Går vi længere tilbage, finder vi to meget milde vintre i 2007/2008 (4,1°C) og 2006/2007 (4,7°C). 4,7°C er fortsat den varmeste vinter i dansk vejrhistorie. Den forudsagte temperatur er resultatet af en ensemblekørsel med 40 enkeltprognoser. I denne kørsel spreder resultaterne af de enkelte prognoser sig mellem minus 0,5°C og 3,5°C med hovedvægten omkring 1,3°C.
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Dec
2nd
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Before Alan Rickman was offered the role of Severus Snape, the role was originally offered to Tim Roth,[53] who turned the role down in favour of portraying General Thade in Planet of the Apes.
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Mar
17th
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En 18-årig kernedansk pige fra Viborg blev i oktober nægtet permanent opholdstilladelse i Danmark. Hun er født og opvokset i Danmark og er datter af en halvt amerikansk, halvt dansk mor, der er amerikansk statsborger. Hun har gået i skole, til sport og to år på efterskole og er i dag ved at tage en HHX-uddannelse. Men hun er kommet i klemme i det pointsystem for permanent ophold, som VKO vedtog sidste år. Hun manglede 15 point for at kunne få sin permanente opholdstilladelse, fordi hun ikke havde udvist »aktivt medborgerskab«. Men var hun bare gået på højskole i stedet for efterskole, så havde den været hjemme.
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Mar
16th
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To give an idea of the scale of the Chernobyl disaster, the World Health Organization (WHO) found that the radiation released was 200 times more than from the nuclear bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined. In Chernobyl, there were 30 deaths related directly to the incident, either immediately or within a few months. The Ukrainian Radiological Institute claims that over 2500 deaths resulted from the disaster. Radiation levels in Scotland were measured at 10,000 times the normal amounts.
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Mar
1st
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I saw a rule 34 of Scooby Doo - Correct. I saw a rule 34 of Micky Mouse and Optimus Prime - Wrong. (Please note, since I have suggested the second example, it is now being worked on by Insane Japanese Hentai Anmiation Artists)
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Feb
24th
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The Government Affairs VP remembered the question as “Is there a problem here?”. The Engineering VP thought the question was “Have you solved the problem?”. Both VPs agreed that the answer was “no”.
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